Favorite Biker Quips & Quotes

When you hang around motorcycle riders / bikers / enthusiasts long enough you hear a lot of expressions that make you laugh; others bring a smile, and honestly some just make you scratch your head.  Here are a few of our favorites. What are yours?

    • Ride it like you stole it.
    • Silly boys, dirt bikes are for girls.
    • If you can read this, I left him at home.
    • Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
    • When life throws you a curve, lean into it.
    • 4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul.
    • Does this bike make my butt look fast?
    • Yes, it’s fast. No, you can’t ride it.
    • If you don’t ride, then you don’t know.
    • There are two roads in life, the twisty one is vastly more fun.
    • If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.
    • Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.
    • If you can read this, the Bitch just passed you.
    • Never try to race an old geezer, (s)he may have one more gear than you.
    • I’m not afraid of a little power between my legs.
    • Yes I am a girl. Yes this is my bike. No you can’t ride it.
    • You can have more fun on a gallon of gas than a barrel of booze.
    • The most dangerous part of a motorcycle is the nut connecting the handlebar to the seat.
    • Here let me give you the name of my therapist. His name is Dr. Kawasaki.
    • Forget glass slippers, this princess wears motorcycle boots.
    • You don’t stop riding when you get old – You get old when you stop riding!

 

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