Favorite Biker Quips & Quotes

When you hang around motorcycle riders / bikers / enthusiasts long enough you hear a lot of expressions that make you laugh; others bring a smile, and honestly some just make you scratch your head.  Here are a few of our favorites. What are yours?

• • Ride it like you stole it.
  • Silly boys, dirt bikes are for girls.
  • If you can read this, I left him at home.
  • Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
  • When life throws you a curve, lean into it.
  • 4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul.
  • Does this bike make my butt look fast?
  • Yes, it’s fast. No, you can’t ride it.
  • If you don’t ride, then you don’t know.
  • There are two roads in life, the twisty one is vastly more fun.
  • If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.
  • Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.
  • If you can read this, the Bitch just passed you.
  • Never try to race an old geezer, (s)he may have one more gear than you.
  • I’m not afraid of a little power between my legs.
  • Yes I am a girl. Yes this is my bike. No you can’t ride it.
  • You can have more fun on a gallon of gas than a barrel of booze.
  • The most dangerous part of a motorcycle is the nut connecting the handlebar to the seat.
  • Here let me give you the name of my therapist. His name is Dr. Kawasaki.
  • Forget glass slippers, this princess wears motorcycle boots.
  • You don’t stop riding when you get old – You get old when you stop riding!